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Fartometer Device
The original handheld stink scanner. Measures and scores odors 1-1000. Bluetooth connected, app synced, hilariously accurate.
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5 premium Fartometer stickers. DEFCON 1, EVACUATE, and more. Slap them everywhere.
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📡 Fartometer Device

Connect via Bluetooth to sync scores instantly. No WiFi or setup needed — just tap connect and your device is found automatically.

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